reading helter skelter

Sunday, August 06, 2006

The Life of M and M chocolates under Joshua's evil and tyranical rule.

We huddled together in stark fear, waiting for our impending doom.

In the darkness we shiver, and reminisence about the past events that led to this horrendous capture.

No one could remember.

The last thing all of us remembered was a curtain of darkness befalling over our sugar coated shells, and the next a permanent darkness that engulfed all our bodies in a sack like prison.

Muffled sounds of loud singers float across the thin layer of the sack, and the occasional "ding dong"s made us prick up in fear and attention.

suddenly we were tossed around the bag.

a sudden earthquake ripped across our tiny world and a gigantic din pierced the silence.

WHAM, we slammed with force against a hard surface, causing some casualties for the more unfortunate thin shelled individuals.

a rattle of metallic objects, exchange of booming conversation, and we were off again,

the earthquake taking up a sudden vengence and resuming with full force,

throwing us against the thin walls of the sack.

Then without warning, came the weirdest sensation of our entire sugar shelled lives.

the feeling of lightness that one could not comprehend, the sudden feeling of weightlessness,

floating across a span of long seconds, then WHAM! the earthquake resumes again,

knocking the most of us unconcious, myself included.

Riiiiiiiiiiipppppp.

Light bursts into the surrounding as all of us tumble like a stream out of the sack.

we roll into a conical tank, made out of a hard, cold material, which pricked and stung our sugar coated shells without any much of mercy and compassion.

This CANNOT be good, i thought as i rolled to land on the top pile of bodies,

at the peak of the mini everest of yellow, green, blue and red.

THIS IS SO NOT A TYPICAL SUNDAY AFTERNOON.

Suddenly a flexible claw came tumbling down upon us before we could even say "cat in the hat".

It shot into the tank and just missed me just by a bit, grabbing out the rest of my beloved friends,

Reddy, Greenny, Yellowwy, 1, 2, 3.

All in the future i will never see.

( for your information this is NOT a cute nursery rhyme. )

and indeed, that was the last time i ever heard of them,

(Not as if i ever heard them since we do not have ears, but again, this is for your information just a figure of speech as M and Ms DO NOT have ears, or mouths for that matter, and the author will bear no responsibility for freaked out children who are scared of talking or evesdropping M and Ms after reading a particular story thereafter.)

I waited in horror in the tank, waited for the reappearance of the EVIL CLAW, praying hard for a sort of way out of this situation.

( again, just a figure of speech, as i don't think M and Ms have a god.. hmmm..)

I knew it was all over when the CLAW suddenly reappeared,

poised and ready for the kill,

and i could have sworn i could see pieces of reddy on the tip of its talons.

Anytime now, i held my breath.

( once again, another FOS. not full of shit by the way... do i have to keep doing this?)

But the claw simply lingered..

after what seemed to be hours on end, the claw finally withdrew into the outer boundaries unseen by us.

I could not believe my immense luck, and breathed a sigh of relief.

( I'm not saying anything already..... so THERE.)

And as we all lie in the sudden peacfulness,

i could not help but to wonder what will REALLY happen next.......

editor's note:

well, firstly i was bored.

actually i just finished the poor packet of M and Ms.

what happened was i went to get water, and later simply tipped the whole bowl into my mouth.

I just HAD to have chocolate at that point in time.

well,

its not everyday where the heros live right??

sometimes they just gotta go to make us appreciate the ones that come later.

its called MUTUAL SACRIFICE.

haha.. anyway, i hope you all enjoyed the story as much as i enjoyed typing it.

cheers.

post by joshua at 1:46 AM (x)

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